Thursday, December 3, 2009

What is up with Serena Williams and Tiger Woods?

Well, we all expected Williams to do that, yes? But Woods? My idealism just died.

What was Serena thinking? Everybody but her saw that huge foot cross the line and she berates and intimidates a poor Chinese line judge. She was charged with point penalty after yelling expletives (not that it should surprise you) and jabbed a finger to the line judge, which paved way for Kim Clijsters' victory at 6-4, 7-5 in their semi-finals match.

After a few, Serena went back to serve but thought better. She just decided to resume the badgering. The line judge was then called for by the chair umpire to ask what Serena had said. Rules officials were summoned and a brief summit transpired at the net. It was decided that Serena would be penalized a point for conduct violation. So Clijsters owned the match.

So being a meaty champion doesn't give Serena Williams an excuse to berate an official. This loss may have just hastened her end. Lesson learned? Don't underestimate the power of old, little Chinese women. Oh, believe me.

Tiger Woods, on the other hand, made me swear not to get married, ever! That sweet little pea was the last rich man I'd ever imagine to cheat on his wife. Just look at this. Why in the world would you cheat this:














for this:


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Are you out of your mind, Tiger? Risk your life for a grand, wild time in bed, I suppose?
How am I gonna get married, then? Seems like I always fall for the rich dudes... hehehe. Does it follow that the chances of poor dudes to cheat are lesser than rich ones? But they're crass, so...

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